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MATING IN CAPTIVITY on sale!
Plus an update on MIRACLE CAVE
Nov 2 • 
Helen Zuman

October 2024

Hurricane Helene hits Earthaven
Plus a thank you to my amazing beta readers!
Oct 10, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman

September 2024

Last chance to beta-read!
And thanks. A whole bunch.
Sep 9, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman
What's this novel about anyway?
A synopsis of MIRACLE CAVE, plus other shit I forgot to say
Sep 5, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman
Want to beta-read the beginning of my novel?
Hello fellowbeings,
Sep 2, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman

June 2024

Update from the cave
That's the fire of completion, way in the back.
Jun 27, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman

May 2024

I won't work harder.
I'll stop working for an inadequate return.
May 29, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman
What is a sex cult?
Something SUPER twisted that YOU would never join. Right?
May 22, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman
I'm supposed to keep my cancellation a guilty secret.
Fuck that. Let's talk.
May 15, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman
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May 9, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman
Mourning a Murderer
In memory of Lyndon McLeod
May 9, 2024 • 
Helen Zuman
If you can't beat it, feel it
Getting cozy with doom
May 8, 2024 • 
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